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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/9/2010 7:34:29 PM
Hi Evelyn,
I think Robert's ID ten T fits all those that made those statements on the insurance forms.
Here's one that might be connected to ID ten Ts too.
Shalom,
Peter

A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a
tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland near
Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one
of the highest points in the tract. She wanted
a good view of the natural splendor of her
land so she started to climb the big tree

As she neared the top she encountered a
spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to
escape, the woman slid down the tree to the
ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel
ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an
environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter
and how she came to get all the splinters. The
doctor listened to her story with great patience
and then told her to go wait in the examining
room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor
reappeared. The angry woman demanded,
"What took you so long?" He smiled and then
told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
before I could remove old-growth timber from
a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama
Care, they turned me down."
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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/9/2010 7:43:09 PM
Hi All,
I guess being a sensitive man has its benefits. :)
Shalom,
Peter

The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.

They get back to his place.
and as he shows her around his
apartment.

She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is completely filled with soft,
sweet, cuddly teddy bears

There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in
rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the
amount of thought he had put into organizing
the display.

There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,

medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf, and huge,
enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf

She found it strange for an obviously
masculine guy to have such a large
collection of Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking
and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking,

"Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father of my
children?"She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts here in his arms
and carries her into his bedroom where
they rip off each other's clothes and make
hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds
with more passion, more creativity, more
heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

they are lying there together in
the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, to gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes
her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and says:

'Help yourself to any prize
from the middle shelf'
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/9/2010 7:50:11 PM

Oh geez. I wonder if she did him again to try for a top shelf larger teddy bear?

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/9/2010 7:54:01 PM

On a recent TV show called "Raising Hope", the part of the senile MawMaw is played by Chloris Leachman (Phyllis from the Mary Tyler Moore show) anyways...

in the Christmas episode, the family dressed her up as a wise man, and she looks in the mirror at her bearded face and says,

"Who moved my vagina?!"

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/9/2010 8:12:39 PM

Oh my, Peter, that govermental red tape will mess things up everytime.

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A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a
tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland near
Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one
of the highest points in the tract. She wanted
a good view of the natural splendor of her
land so she started to climb the big tree

As she neared the top she encountered a
spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to
escape, the woman slid down the tree to the
ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel
ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an
environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter
and how she came to get all the splinters. The
doctor listened to her story with great patience
and then told her to go wait in the examining
room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor
reappeared. The angry woman demanded,
"What took you so long?" He smiled and then
told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
before I could remove old-growth timber from
a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama
Care, they turned me down."
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