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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
11/18/2009 2:41:11 PM
Hi AnaMaria,

What a pleasure we're getting jokes or just plain humor with a moral to them. Thought provoking.

I wish you well with your future wrinkles.

Here's one that's sadly funny but with a moral to it too.

Shalom,

Peter

THE FIRE WORTH THE REPEAT

In South Los Angeles, a 4 plex was destroyed by a fire.
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor,
and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the
country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too,
all perished in the fire.

6 LA, Hispanic, Gang Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor
and they too, died.

A lone, white couple lived on the top floor.
The couple survived the fire,


Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious.
They flew into LA, met with the fire chief, on camera. They
loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims
and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple
lived..?



The fire chief said, "They were at work."


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
11/18/2009 2:46:25 PM
Hi Lia,

So good to see you here and thanks for the interesting history lesson. It's like walking down memory lane but good memories.

Here's a cute one for you.

Shalom,

Peter

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
11/18/2009 3:09:41 PM
Hi Evelyn,

Thanks for the 29 lines. Got a great laugh out of them.

Now this joke isn't as helpful as the 29 lines but it does explain a few things.

Shalom,

Peter

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Ask Andy,

I hope you can help me here . . The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's daughter is 22.
We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him . He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Lost in Louisiana
******************************

Dear Lost:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

Andy . .

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
11/21/2009 4:35:14 AM
Hi All,

I wasn't sure where to post his one but it's d*amn (I didn't know **** is a star word :) ) funny, sad and so true.

Shalom,

Peter

Sometimes you are encouraged about our
country's future when you see something
like this.

Specifically, there is an annual contest at
Texas A&M University calling for the most
appropriate definition of a contemporary
term.

This year's term was "Political Correctness."

The winner wrote:

"Political Correctness" is a doctrine, fostered
by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream
media, which holds forth the proposition that
it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the
clean end."

(This guy has nailed it.)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
11/21/2009 6:31:30 AM
Hi All,

Hmmmm, not sure exactly how to describe this one but...... there might be a moral to the story here.

Shalom,

Peter


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