DO NOT BRING PLANTS IN THE HOUSE DURING COLD WEATHER!!!
Never bring outdoor plants into the house. Garden Grass Snakes
also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous.
Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes.
Here's why..........
A couple in Baltimore, Maryland had a lot of potted plants. During a
recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to
protect them from a possible freeze.
It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one
of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife
saw it go under the sofa.
She let out a very loud scream! The husband (who was taking a
shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem
was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.
He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About
that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He
thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the
floor.
His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him
to lie still and called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in, wouldn't
listen to his protests and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying
him out.
About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and the
Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the
stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the
hospital.
The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on
a neighbor. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with
a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he
decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa
in relief.
But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she
felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake
rushed back under the sofa. The neighbor man, seeing her lying there
passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.
The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the
grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and
slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods,
knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.
The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor
lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that he
had been bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen and got a small
bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.
By now the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man, smelled
the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were
about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all
happened over a little green snake.
The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his
sobbing wife. The little snake again crawled out from under the sofa.
One of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it.
He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over
and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke it started a fire in the
drapes. The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell
through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled,
jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved
to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.
Meanwhile, the burning drapes were seen by the neighbors who called
the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire truck ladder
when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the
overhead wires and put out the electricity and disconnected the
telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house
fire out).
Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house
was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car, and all
was right with their world.
A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a
cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they
should bring in their plants for the night.
That's when he shot her.