Hi Guys,
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were
standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came
up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't
find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise
that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by
and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to
inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her
up to the deck and attached to her
butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
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Have a Great Week!
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
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