Hi Jim

I think what you are trying to say is this, "married men are like parking spaces, all the good one's are taken!" Well, 2 are anyway, lol.

Hi Gaby

I'm going to fight back:

wife fails to open John's beer cans                  -10
wife opens John's beer cans                          +10

Pass me another bone please, someone...

Gerri,

You're a hard woman, one without compassion.
Where would you be without a man behind you?

Everyone else from foreign lands,

A carton of "Gold" is a carton of Fourex 3.5% alc. vol. beer, hence the slogan, "As good as Gold", of which, it seems, Gerri has been imbibing of to excess! 

Avabloodygoodweekend.