magine that John McCain named a young running
mate to campaign with him, and this national
rookie suggested America had 58 states, repeatedly
used the wrong names for the cities he was visiting,
and honored a Memorial Day crowd by acknowledging
the “fallen heroes” who were present, somehow
alive and standing in the audience. How long would
it take for the national media to see another Dan
Quayle caricature? Let’s raise the stakes. What if it
was the GOP presidential candidate making these
thoroughly ridiculous comments? This scenario is
very real, except it isn’t McCain. It’s the other fellow.
ABC reporter Jake Tapper follows politicians
around for a living. On his blog, he suggested Barack
Obama has a problem: “The man has been a oneman
gaffe machine.”
In Sunrise, Fla., Obama said, “How’s it going,
Sunshine?” He did the same thing in Sioux Falls,
S.D., calling it “Sioux City.” Some of his geographic
struggles seem calculated. When asked why Hillary
Clinton trounced him in Kentucky, Obama claimed
“I’m not very well known in that part of the country
... Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming
from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it’s not surprising
that she would have an advantage in some of
those states in the middle.” But Obama’s home state
of Illinois is more than “near” Kentucky — it borders
Kentucky.
In Oregon, there was a doozy. Obama said of his
long campaign, “I’ve been in 57 states, I think, one
left to go.” No one in the press made much of this.
As former ABC political reporter Marc Ambinder,
now with the Atlantic Monthly magazine, admitted:
“But if John McCain did this — if he mistakenly said
he’d visited 57 states — the media would be all up in
his grill, accusing him of a senior moment.” If you
doubt him, remember how most media outlets noted,
then underlined McCain’s error about al-Qaeda
being trained and funded by Iran.
In New Mexico, Obama suggested he was like a
young Haley Joel Osment in “The Sixth Sense,” with
the ability to see dead people: “On this Memorial
Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen
heroes — and I see many of them in the audience
here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly
strong.” Fallen heroes in the audience? Is this Barack
Potatoe Obama? This is precisely the kind of misstatement
that Dan Quayle-bashers would run ad
infinitum.
But there have also been gaffes on more serious
matters. ABC found that campaigning in Rush Limbaugh’s
hometown of Cape Girardeau, Mo., Obama
argued that our military’s Arabic translators in Iraq
are needed in Afghanistan: “We only have a certain
number of them and if they are all in Iraq, then it’s
harder for us to use them in Afghanistan,” he
claimed. But Afghans don’t speak Arabic; they speak
several other languages. That’s a lot like McCain’s
gaffe — except for the degree of media attention,
which in the Democrat’s case was virtually nonexistent.
McCain also would have enjoyed more media
focus on Obama’s completely muddled analysis of
South America last week. He told the Orlando Sentinel
on Thursday that he would meet with Chavez
to discuss “the fermentation of anti-American sentiment
in Latin America, his support of FARC in
Colombia and other issues he would want to talk
about.” But on Friday in Miami, he insisted any
country supporting the Marxist guerrillas of FARC
should suffer “regional isolation.” This left Obama
advisers scrambling to suggest that these two opposing
statements can somehow be put together, that he
can meet Chavez and isolate him at the same time.
Sometimes, Obama invents Bosnia-sniper-style
whoppers about his personal history. In Selma, Ala.,
Obama claimed that the spirit of hope derived from
the civil rights protests in Selma in 1965 inspired his
birth — when he was born in 1961. He also has inaccurately
claimed that the Kennedys funded his
Kenyan father’s trip to America in 1959.
While he was making boo-boos in New Mexico