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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in
the mirror. Horrified, he noticed he was white from the neck up to the
top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white
and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and
told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his
office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction
of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.
Barack drank the concoction and replied, “That tasted like bullsh*t!”
The doctor replied, “It was. You were a quart low.”
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