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Re: Obama Jokes
9/29/2008 3:58:30 PM

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.

I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.

I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.

He was right!!! I felt much better on the bus ride home.

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Re: Obama Jokes
9/30/2008 10:33:41 PM
Presidential candidate Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he stopped in on one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.  'That's what we would call a great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. 

Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Bobby raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama.  'That's right.  Can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

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Re: Obama Jokes
10/3/2008 5:07:28 AM
Two Quotes:  One Pitiful, One Good



                   'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of   the world. 
                         I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it'                         -- Barrack Obama







                        'Life's tough.....it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' 
                                               -- John Wayne








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Re: Obama Jokes
10/3/2008 5:45:31 AM
Here's something funny to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcGFPR6H6aE
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