Speaking of a rabbi Nicky ,
This is only meant in fun and in no way meant to hurt anyone's feelings I just thought it was funny and worth sharing
Blessings all
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had
to
convert to Catholicism or leave
Italy. There was a huge outcry
from
the Jewish community, so the Pope offered
a deal.
He'd have a religious debate with the leader
of the Jewish community.
If the Jews won, they could stay in
Italy; if the Pope won,
they'd
have to convert or
leave.
The Jewish people met and picked an aged and
wise rabbi to represent
them in the debate. However, as the rabbi
spoke no Italian, and the
Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it
would be a 'silent' debate.
On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat
opposite each other.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three
fingers.
The rabbi looked back and raised one
finger.
Next, the Pope waved his finger around his
head.
The rabbi pointed to the ground where he
sat.
The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a
chalice of wine.
The rabbi pulled out an
apple.
With that, the Pope stood up and declared
himself beaten and said that
the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay
in Italy.
Later the cardinals met with the Pope and
asked him what had happened.
The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers
to represent the
Trinity. He responded by holding up a single
finger to remind me there
is still only one God common to both our
beliefs.
'Then, I waved my finger around my head to
show him that God was all
around us. He responded by pointing t o the
ground to show that God
was also right here with
us.
'I pulled out the wine and water to show that
God absolves us of all
our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me
of the original sin.
'He bested me at every move and I could not
continue.'
Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to
ask the rabbi how he'd won.
'I haven't a clue' the rabbi said. 'First, he
told me that we had
three days to get out
of Italy, so I gave him the
finger.
'Then he tells me that the whole country
would be cleared of Jews and
I told him that we were staying right
here.'
'And then what?' asked a
woman.
'Who knows?' said the rabbi. 'He took out his
lunch so I took out mine.'