At all ages, I want a man who:

CLEANS UP HIS OWN MESSES!  I AM NOT HIS MOMMY!! 

His mommy didn't do him any favors by raising him to think a woman is going to follow him around waiting for messes to clean up.

Hi Anamaria

I think you're like the boy pushing a wheelbarrow uphill, you've got the job in front of you!

What a woman says and what a man hears:

What a woman says: 
"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

Hi Anamaria,

I'm afraid that John is right.  Women just look at relationships a little differently than Men.  It all boils down to basic physiology...

Of course, to a couple who are still in love, Looks aren't always that important...

A Hot Tamale

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning and the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied. "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here as naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?"

Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My Boobs are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps, "One's in your coffee and the other one's in your oatmeal."

Have A Happy Weekend,

Phil