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Re: What I Want In a Man
7/22/2008 3:24:15 PM
Hi again Nick

Beautiful post for this funny thread!
Let's ad a bit to it :-)

☻ TRULY LOVE

It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.


☻ TRUE LOVE

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Hugs with friendship,
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Re: What I Want In a Man
7/22/2008 3:37:08 PM
Hello Larry :-)

I found my husband while #1 and as I've told Steven we are still there LOL

I wish you the same!

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You know you're getting old when....

 
  • Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
  • The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
  • You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.

 

 

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  • Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
  • Your children begin to look middle aged.
  • You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.

 

 

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  • Your mind makes contracts that your body can't meet.
  • You look forward to a dull evening.
  • Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 years ago today."

 

 

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  • You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
  • You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
  • Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

 

 

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  • You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation.
  • You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 106 around the golf course.
  • Your back goes out more than you do.

 

 

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  • A fortune teller offers to read your face.
  • Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.
  • The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

 

 

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  • You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
  • You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
  • You know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.

 

 

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With lots of friendship,
Anamaria :-)
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Re: What I Want In a Man
8/15/2008 10:11:09 PM
Hi, Anamaria!
Thank you so much for such a fantastic Forum! I Love It! It helped to cheer me up and gave me a good laugh. Everyone here came up with some real great Jokes!!!! I Love All Of You and God Bless All Of You!

Love,
Shirley Ruth Caron

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Re: What I Want In a Man
8/20/2008 2:30:13 AM

LOL!!!!

ANI - ISN`T THIS TOO FUNNY!

LOOK - RHYME!

THANKS FOR REBUILDING MY SELF-ESTEEM :) .

LOVE YOU,

Luka
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Re: What I Want In a Man
8/20/2008 11:50:42 AM
Dear Luka,

Happy to bring the poet in you to the surface :-)

Fun and jokes are always welcome at my place!

Liquid, Fragile or Perishable?

When a woman decided to send the old family Bible to her brother in another state, the postal worker asked her if there was anything breakable in the package. "Only the Ten Commandments," she replied.

I'm not sure why this came to my mind right now, but it did?! :-)

Have a wonderful time.


Ani ;-)
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