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Judy Smith

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Re: St Paddy's Day is Just Around the Corner...Let's Celebrate and Have Some Fun!
2/29/2008 2:17:42 PM
PATTY'S BAR
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cahedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.
It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to her barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar throught the front door.
They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.
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Phillip Black

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Re: St Paddy's Day is Just Around the Corner...Let's Celebrate and Have Some Fun!
2/29/2008 2:37:01 PM

Hi James,

Just had to stop back by and join in the fun. 

AWESOME PARTY!!!

Here's a couple I hoped you might like:

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking as if he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little fella, O'Conner?" says Sean. "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner, and a thing of beauty she was, but useless in a fight."


Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do, Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

 

Have A Blessed Weekend,

Phil


“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Re: St Paddy's Day is Just Around the Corner...Let's Celebrate and Have Some Fun!
2/29/2008 4:29:27 PM

James,

Here's a good one, not Irish, But still good to remember.

Great Party by the way. I've a link here from my place. ;)

Blessings

Valerie Clavin

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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was

> allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the
> fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room ' s only window. The
> other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for
> hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their
> jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on
> vacation. ? Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could
> sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the
> things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to
> live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and
> enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window
> overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water
> while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm
> amidst flowers of
> every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the
> distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite
> details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and
> imagine this picturesque scene. One warm afternoon, the man by the window
> described a parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the
> band - he could see it in his mind ' s eye as the gentleman by the window
> portrayed it with descriptive words. Days, weeks and months passed. One
> morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find
> the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his
> sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the
> body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he
> could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch,
> and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly,
> painfully, he propped himself
> up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He
> strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed. It faced a
> blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased
> roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The
> nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
> She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you." Epilogue: There is
> tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
> Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If
> you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can '
> t buy. "Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present ." The
> origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who
> passes it on. Do not keep this letter. Just forward it to your friends to
> whom you wish blessings.

 

 

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Re: St Paddy's Day is Just Around the Corner...Let's Celebrate and Have Some Fun!
2/29/2008 11:28:45 PM

Hi Valerie, since you are the last post on here, I'll address you first. This little post has been around for a while, but definitely one to keep us in perspective! Thanks for sharing it.

Yes, I just got back from my trip. I didn't go to Mexico City, and I didn't go to Merida, I ended up going someplace else, namely, Santo Domingo, in the Dominican Republic. The weather was phenominal while I was there. I've had about 3 hours of sleep in the past 24 so I'm feeling fine ...LOL I think I need some of that Irish Beer before I go to bed, maybe my worries will vanish :)

 

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Re: St Paddy's Day is Just Around the Corner...Let's Celebrate and Have Some Fun!
3/1/2008 11:38:08 PM
O'Friends...Crank This One!!  :)

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