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Hi My Dear Adland Family,
Here is Part II of Kid's In Church as promised. I wish you all a blessed Sunday and may you have a peaceful and restful one.
God Bless!
Marion
One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in
our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children, as they were on the way to
church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are
sleeping."
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Six-year-old Angie and her four year
old brother Joel were sitting together
in church. Joel giggled, sang, and
talked out loud. Finally, his big
sister had enough.
You're not supposed to talk
out loud in church." "Why? Who's going
to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed
to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the
door?
They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan 3. The boys
began to argue over who would get the
first pancake.
Their mother saw the
opportunity for a moral lesson. "If
Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake,
I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his
children when the four- year-old son
ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and
lead him to the shore where a seagull
lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what
happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad
replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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