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Linda Harvey

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How to Make a Woman Happy
10/2/2007 11:41:26 AM
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood
was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a
tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our horses everyday
thru the neadows and fields around our home. We picked
wild blackberries in the woods near our home..."

The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I
sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner GRANDMA !"

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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food


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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
10/2/2007 3:41:01 PM

Amen Linda!  Sure sounds as if you know how to please your man for sure.

Jim

 

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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Linda Harvey

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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
10/2/2007 3:52:53 PM
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover
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Linda Harvey

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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
10/2/2007 3:53:27 PM
Jim, Ha, ha!! Thanks for stopping by....
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
10/2/2007 3:57:33 PM

:-) Linda,

I could see just by going down the check list to make sure did not forget anything ....By the time the perfect man got this list complete the evenings over ...lol no wonder it would make a woman happy roflol Good one Thank You Gods speed :-) Lee

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