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Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/5/2007 7:07:52 PM

Retirement is different for everyone...

One day, while going to the store, I passed by

a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old

ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was

a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home

with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, and

I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked

on your front lawn?"

"Yes," she said. "They 're retired prostitutes,

and they're having a
Yard Sale

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Re: Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/5/2007 7:12:54 PM
HA! HA! HA!  You did it again BJ.  That was just to cool!!!!!!    HA! HA! HA!   I need to show this one around!  Thanks........SHELLY
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Re: Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/5/2007 7:35:56 PM

Hi Shelly

I'm so glad you enjoyed this.  A very good friend of mine sent this to me.  I knew you all would love this, I thought it was just too funny not to share.

Thanks Shelly for coming by

Bj

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Re: Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/5/2007 7:53:23 PM

BJ that was so cute.  Most jokes I have seen before but that is a new one.  Being a sr. I enjoyed it even more.

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Re: Retirement is Different for Everyone (too funny)
9/5/2007 8:06:21 PM

Hey BJ,

That is FUNNY!!!!  You know I lived across the street from the county nursing home, my mom still lives there.  Anyway there was many times that someone would get away from the staff.  There was one old guy that would hide for fun, just to have the orderlies look for him.  We could watch from across the way.

I used to go over and play basketball with the supervisors son and we would visit with the old folks to cool off.  Old folks are great!  I even wound up working in the kitchen preparing meals, I learned how to season without using salt.  Amazing what a few herbs can do. :-)

Thanks for the laugh there BJ.

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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