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Re: Redneck Jokes & Graphics Here!! Share your's here
8/13/2007 3:49:27 PM

Hey Phil,

Really enjoyed your post, especially the Redneck Love Poem.  LOL.  Here's one for you.

Arkansas State Residency Application

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name:(_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box)

Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know

Redneck: French Fries

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep.

As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash.

"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up, and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!"

The farmhand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.

On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper.

He asked his wife where the farmhand was, and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries, and he ran like hell!"

 

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Re: Redneck Jokes & Graphics Here!! Share your's here
8/17/2007 5:57:22 PM
Hi BJ, The jokes and graphics are great. Thank you to all who shared their redneck stuff. DonnaZ
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Re: Redneck Jokes & Graphics Here!! Share your's here
8/17/2007 9:51:21 PM

Hey Donna

thank you for coming by and glad you enjoyed the redneck jokes and graphics.

Bj

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Re: Redneck Jokes & Graphics Here!! Share your's here
8/26/2007 12:28:04 PM
Rednecks are the most popular for jokes around the net! So far I've been just guessing what a redneck really means for you!

The ones jumping into the mud are having a redneck for sure LOL

Here are some more funny pics I've found:

  The Redneck Dog



Here is

  Redneck Air Conditioning



for your fist pic, and why not...

 The Redneck Boat


This is what I love a lot :-D


  The Redneck Car Wash



  Microsoft Windows for Rednecks

Have a wonderful Sunday :-)

Anamaria




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Re: Redneck Jokes & Graphics Here!! Share your's here
8/26/2007 1:40:57 PM

Hey Ana Marie

LOL  thank you for coming by and posting your redneck graphics.  Now there are funny.

I love redneck jokes and pics...anyone wanting to post some, please do.  All your redneck post are welcomed here

Bj

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