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Sheryl Loch

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Re: Bellybuttons
10/2/2006 2:03:28 PM

Nick,

This is one of my favorite spots on every child - The Bellybutton!!!

I always explain to little ones that you have to have a bellybutton to help prove that you are not an alien!  If you tickle an aliens bellybutton they do not giggle, so I have to test it out to see if you are a real person. If you zerbert (raspberry) an aliens bellybutton they don't squeal & snort. Bellybuttons are also homes for "Dust Bunnies", the best way to get them out is with a spray bottle. Yes you may have to chase the child around to get them but, with enough time, patience, & water you can get them. As I was a bartender for years & found that adults use Tequila to get them out. A shot of this in the bellybutton seems to cause quite a stir!!!!!!

Well there's some of my thoughts on bellybuttons!!!

Have a great day,

Sheryl

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Re: Bellybuttons
10/2/2006 3:41:55 PM

Nick, you have given me more info than I care to know!  (Please, do not take this as an insult.)

Since it appears that your forums do not worry with that joy-killer, political correctness, I will offer more info on the umbilicus than some people may care to know. 

Some years ago, B.P.C. (before political correctness), I learned that in the Deep South of the U.S., the belly button may have another name.  For instance, when a child points to his or her navel, and asks, "Mom, what's this?"  Then, Mom might answer, "That's your yankee-shot."  An alternative is, "That's where a yankee shot you."  (I think that I will leave it at this.  I do not want to start a re-fight of the Civil War.)

 

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Re: Bellybuttons
10/2/2006 5:31:25 PM

Hi Robert:

It is funny how we neglect the small thing in life eh!

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Re: Bellybuttons
10/2/2006 5:53:56 PM

Hi Kathleen:

If you don't post something interesting then your not going to get readers. When it is a subject with "TMI" it makes it more captivating and the article will be fully read - Peace and Love always Kath!

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Re: Bellybuttons
10/2/2006 7:05:18 PM

Hi Nick,

     Ok, ok this was all very interesting. But the question everyone is waiting to hear an answer to is are you an innie or an outie, Nick? LOL

   Just kidding.

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