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Ana Maria Padurean

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Old Saggy...
7/16/2006 3:44:39 PM

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Re: Old Saggy...
7/16/2006 5:50:32 PM

OK Ana Maria, I hope you know what you started - LOL

The Geography of a Woman



Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 – 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 – 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 – 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 – 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 – 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair’s a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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Re: Old Saggy...
7/16/2006 7:02:34 PM

Hi Ana

What did the boob say to the hat?

You go on a head, I'm held up!

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Re: Old Saggy...
7/16/2006 8:51:02 PM
Hi Anna Maria, Ha Ha Ha Ha! Thats a good one! Now I will be quite so I will stay out of trouble!
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Re: Old Saggy...
7/16/2006 10:06:27 PM

Hello AnaMaria,

LOL! :) that is too funny! You have started something now you know! LOL!

Nick, I loved what you wrote...that is too funny as well! :) You guys are getting crazy up in here! LOL!

Thanks for sharing both with us! ;)

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