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Just got this and so I thought I would add it here.
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This Scotsman is sitting in a Cuban bar minding his own business having a drink when a man with a full black beard walks in.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then start to leave.
The bartender says,
"Aren't you going to pay for that?"
The man says, "I am in Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Well, alright then" and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a full beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum.
The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says,
"Hey, aren't you going to pay for that?"
The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves.
So the Scotsman gets an idea, he walks up to the bar and orders a shot of rum. He then drinks the rum starts to walk out the door like those before him had.
The bartender says, "Aren't you going to pay for the rum?"
The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "You don't have big black beard!"
The Scotsman thinks quickly. He then lifts his Kilt and says,
"I am in the Secret Service!"
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