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A Special Treat 6.1.06
6/1/2006 5:31:02 AM
Laugh it up today A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!" A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!" A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!" A pig goes into a bar and orders ten drinks. He finishes them up and the bartender says, "Don't you need to know where the bathroom is?" The pig says, "No, I go wee wee all the way home." A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?" A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?" A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
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Re: A Special Treat 6.1.06
6/1/2006 5:52:21 AM
Hi Larry I like those mate, quick and deadly! A big fat ugly woman walks into a bar with a budgerigar on her shoulder and says, "If anyone can tell me what kind of bird this is, they can have sex with me". One bloke thought he'd be smart and replied, "It looks like an ostrich". She said, "That's close enough".
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Re: A Special Treat 6.1.06
6/1/2006 6:05:49 AM
Hi John Loved your joke even though I don't know what a budgerigar is
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Re: A Special Treat 6.1.06
6/1/2006 6:25:54 AM
Hi Larry It's a small bird like a canary.
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Re: A Special Treat 6.1.06
6/1/2006 7:03:56 AM
Dear Larry, Thank you and John for the laughs this morning! I'm still cracking up...
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