Hi Larry Regarding nicknames, would Dr King answer to "Kingy?" SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway! Mum and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber café. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from Dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. Cheers, Ozzy John (nickname)

Hi John I think you've been on the computer to long lol I loved your joke

Hi Larry! Now I love that. Just remember that the handicapped also have a sense of humour. As long as you make fun of an other handicap other than their own. P.S. It is alright for me to say this because I.m handicapped.

Hi Nick Being handicapped doesn't make you a bad person, just unique So keep practising and you'll make par on every hole lol