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week-end laughter 5.28.06
5/28/2006 10:04:49 AM
More How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace - Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi." - Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine. - Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.) - Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm. - Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing. - Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland. Charge everyone $15 each. - Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom." - No matter what anyone asks you, reply "Okay." - Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN." - Plant a hedge around your cubicle. - Build models of the Seven Wonders of the World using empty soda cans. Playing Blind Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?" Nicklaus replies, "Not too bad. I m not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that worked out now." "I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be all right," says Stevie. "You play golf!?" asks Jack. Stevie says, "Yes, I've been playing for years." "But I thought you're blind! How can you play golf if you are blind?" Jack asks. "I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him, then when I get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice," explains Stevie. "But how do you putt?" Nicklaus wondered. "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball to the sound of his voice." Nicklaus says, "What is your handicap?" "I play off scratch," Stevie assures Jack. Nicklaus is incredulous and says to Stevie, "We must play a game sometime." Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole." Nicklaus thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?" "I don't care - any night next week is OK with me."
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Re: week-end laughter 5.28.06
5/28/2006 10:47:35 AM
Hi Larry, Got that covered at work! Golfers and Musicians!?!?
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Re: week-end laughter 5.28.06
5/28/2006 11:32:53 AM
Thanks Larry. Have a great week-end. I need all adlander help here. We need to fight this!!! When I was growing up in the 1940's and 50's, polio was the disease most feared by children and parents alike. Today the most feared "germ” by children and parents is (sexual predators) A significant majority of American children are now online. While the Internet abounds with wonderful learning and communication opportunities, it also provides criminals with unlimited possibilities. Pedophiles visit Internet chat rooms and websites in search of lonely, rebellious, trusting or adventurous youngsters. Some tools to help uses fight this germ. Child Internet Safety Tips http://www.childluresprevention.com/parents/index.asp USAChildSafechatRoom http://gurneyjohn.kidsafeland.com We start here today with you and pass this on to our love one's And they pass this link to someone thay know who have children.
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Re: week-end laughter 5.28.06
5/28/2006 5:50:50 PM
Hi John If you don't mind, I'll post that link in my website
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Re: week-end laughter 5.28.06
5/28/2006 5:54:40 PM
Hi Scott sounds good to me
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