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Ana Maria Padurean

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Don't Mess With Mom!
5/10/2006 3:12:49 AM
Greetings and welcome my friends. I just got this from Marilyn and I wanted to share it with you. Thank you Marilyn for sending it to me :-) The Child's Comments and Thoughts! My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illegal too! Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't influence me, or I'll call Children's Services Division, better known as C.S.D." Mom's Reply and Thoughts Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the door. But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more. I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go. A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro. Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store.. I told him, "Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore. I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care if I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike Airs. I've canceled that appointment to take your driver's test. The C.S.D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's best." I said "No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch. And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch. Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner time. We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine." He asked "Can I please rent a movie, to watch on my VCR?" "Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car. I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch instead. The C.S.D. requires just a roof over your head. Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat. That allowance that you used to get, will buy me something neat. I'm selling off your jet ski, dirt-bike & roller blades. Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today! Hey hot shot, are you crying, Why are you on your knees? Are you asking God to help you out, instead of C.S.D..?" If you want more smile and laught than visit my special IMU Entertainment Forum Thank you all for coming, and wish you a wonderful weekend, Anamaria
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Larry Anderson

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Re: Don't Mess With Mom!
5/10/2006 3:18:51 AM
Hi Ana Maria About the same things I said to my kids Thank you for sharing and thank you Marilyn for sending it
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Re: Don't Mess With Mom!
5/10/2006 6:07:27 AM
Hello Ana Maria thanks for this cute story injoyed it . will pass it on to a few of my friends with kids.
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Re: Don't Mess With Mom!
5/10/2006 6:39:25 AM
Hi AnaMarie Thanks this is great,the biggest gift I have is having two of my kids out on there on and one with kids of her own now, they know what they put me though in there wild times. Have a great day.............
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Ana Maria Padurean

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Re: Don't Mess With Mom!
5/10/2006 12:46:28 PM
Hello my dear friends :-) Larry is so good to see you here! I'm so glad Fredie that I had the chnace to give you some enjoyable moments! That's right Linda, usualy kids realize and get understand their parents when they got to be ones LOL! And than is their turn not to be understand by their children 8) Thank you all for your contribution. With friendship, Anamaria
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