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Ahh Kids
1/20/2006 7:17:55 AM
Hi Everyone. Here's a mix for you, ******************** 911 Call: A man called 911 and spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the dispatcher asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!" ********************************* The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy." ************************************** Bubba and Bubba Jr. were driving down an Arkansas back road drinkin' some beers when they spotted a police roadblock ahead. Bubba Jr. says: "Dad, are we gonna get caught drinking and driving agin?" Bubba pulls off the road and says: "No, son. Finish your beer, peel off the label and stick it on your forehead, stash the bottle under the seat and I'll do the talkin'" They pull up to the roadblock and are stopped, the officer asks "You boyz been drinkin?" "No," Bubba says, "We're on the patch!" ****************** Thanks For Checkin'them out,Have a great day. Leanne Busby
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Re: Ahh Kids
1/20/2006 7:26:41 AM
Hi Leanne Thanks, needed that this morning
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1/20/2006 8:50:46 AM
Leanne Thanks for the invite for yor mega mix Linda http://www.m2cglobal.com/CraftieLinda http://www.cashmagic.biz/random/index.php?id=dutchpenny@btinternet.com
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Re: Ahh Kids
1/22/2006 2:32:13 AM
ha ha ha, loved it! Thanks for shareing the funnies! Blessings, Marsha Mckinney, FGG Dream Team-Texas http://mlm54.fggweb.com
Greetings from your Texas friend! God's blessings to each of you, always,
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