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Dave Cottrell

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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
2/14/2013 5:46:55 PM
A man was hit by a liquor truck. Looks like this time the drinks were on him...

What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1

I shot a man in paintball, just to watch him dye...

He said I was average... but he was just being mean...


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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
2/14/2013 8:14:34 PM
Thanks Dave, great forum topic!!!! Still laughing!!!

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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
2/19/2013 12:14:38 AM

Hi Dave,

Here's one I ran across...

The Tates

Do you know how many members of the TATE family belong to our organization?

There is old man DICK TATE who wants to run everything, while Uncle RO TATE tries to change everything.

Their sister, AGI TATE, stirs up plenty of trouble with help from her husband, IRRI TATE.

Whenever new projects are suggested, HESI TATE and his wife, VEGI TATE, want to wait until next year.

Brother FACILI TATE is quite helpful in group matters.

And our happiest member is Ms. FELICI TATE.

Cousins COGI TATE and MEDI TATE always think things over and lend a helpful steady hand.

And, of course, there is the bad seed in the family, AMPUTATE, who has cut himself off completely from the rest of the organization.

Have A Terrific Day My Friend,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Jo Matthias

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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
2/20/2013 2:18:27 AM
Hello Phil, what a great laugh.......Thanks!!!!

Take care,
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Hi Dave,

Here's one I ran across...

The Tates

Do you know how many members of the TATE family belong to our organization?

There is old man DICK TATE who wants to run everything, while Uncle RO TATE tries to change everything.

Their sister, AGI TATE, stirs up plenty of trouble with help from her husband, IRRI TATE.

Whenever new projects are suggested, HESI TATE and his wife, VEGI TATE, want to wait until next year.

Brother FACILI TATE is quite helpful in group matters.

And our happiest member is Ms. FELICI TATE.

Cousins COGI TATE and MEDI TATE always think things over and lend a helpful steady hand.

And, of course, there is the bad seed in the family, AMPUTATE, who has cut himself off completely from the rest of the organization.

Have A Terrific Day My Friend,

Phil

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Dave Cottrell

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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
2/20/2013 4:14:04 AM
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.


I used to know a woman who owned a taser; man, was she stunning!
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