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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

I used to know a woman who owned a taser; man, was she stunning!

Hello Friends,

Here's a few more that I thought you might like...

Punny Thoughts

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

The primary responsibility for a child's education is apparent.

For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop it a line.

Her company distributes gift-boxed cashews, and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts.

Have A Happy Day My Friends,

Phil