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Hafiz 2013

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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
6/30/2013 3:47:08 PM
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Nice relationship!!! But this relationship should not happen frequently.
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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
7/1/2013 12:08:14 PM
Most reliable weather report!!
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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
7/1/2013 12:50:04 PM
Computer problem!!!

Technical Support, how can I help you?

FEMALE CALLER: 'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.

TECH SUPPORT: 'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning.

Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was, said what happened to it, ... this is what the technician found wrong.

Take a look at the pictures... YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES ..

And you thought YOU had computer problems!!!










The technician told her: ... 'It must have been after the mouse!'

... The woman didn't think it was very funny at all!

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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
7/10/2013 3:59:55 AM
Telling a lie is a...

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1. Sin for a child.


2. Fault for an adult.


3. An art for a lover.


4. A profession for a lawyer.


5. A requirement for a politician.


6. An accomplishment for a bachelor.


7. A management tool for a Boss.


8. An excuse for a subordinate.


9. A matter of survival for a married man !!!
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RE: PUNOGRAPHY
7/10/2013 2:39:55 PM
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull**** might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
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