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RE: Laughing is good for the Brain
4/13/2013 1:14:24 AM
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "Winston if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee."

Churchill to Lady Astor: "Nancy if I were your husband I'd drink it"

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Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I
shall be sober."
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RE: Laughing is good for the Brain
4/13/2013 1:20:25 AM
We see a lot of stuff on TV about so-called "miracles." The following appropriately applies to most...

One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.

"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle," the priest said. "Tell me where is this man now?"

"Flat on his butt over by the holy water," said the boy.

Ooooooops....
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RE: Laughing is good for the Brain
4/15/2013 8:26:27 PM
There was a man that fell out of a plane.
Fortunately there was a hay stack under him,
Unfortunately there was a pitch fork in the hay,
Fortunately he didn't land on the pitch fork,

Unfortunately he didn't land on the hay!

(That doesn't sound too good....)
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