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Phillip Black

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RE: Laughing is good for the Brain
11/29/2009 3:33:29 AM

It's physically impossible to be depressed when I'm laughing and I just know that's got to be good for me

Here's a few Senior Moments to give you a chuckle.

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart mummer and be careful."

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An old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had taken. The lady replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked why she had done it. She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store." The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "Nine." The judge said, "Well then, I'm going to give you nine days in jail--one day for each peach." As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak. The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?" The husband said, "Your honor, she also stole a can of peas."

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Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily Karl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To the bathroom to get my teeth," he replied.

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Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. "We're supposed to wear something that matches our husband's hair, so I'm wearing black," said Mrs. Smith. "Oh my," said Mrs. Jones, "I'd better not go."

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An elderly woman was telling her daughter about a date with a 90-year-old man. "Believe it or not, I had to slap his face three times!" said the woman. "Do you mean that old man got fresh with you?" the daughter asked in disgust. "Oh, no!" her mother explained, "I had to keep slapping his face to keep him awake

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Have An Awesome Weekend,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Laughing is good for the Brain
3/14/2013 5:27:20 PM
Those are funny, Phil! Thanks.
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RE: Laughing is good for the Brain
4/10/2013 7:43:40 AM
awesome like the first joke the best ..lol thanks
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RE: Laughing is good for the Brain
4/10/2013 11:22:27 PM
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awesome like the first joke the best ..lol thanks

He has hearing like mine! lol!! Not sure if it's just bad, selective or wishful... lol

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RE: Laughing is good for the Brain
4/13/2013 12:51:22 AM
Within the heart of every stray lies the singular desire to be loved.
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.



Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you????????
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