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I Like George Carlin's Theory...What Do You Think?
5/10/2008 10:00:23 PM

George Carlin's
Solution to Save Gasoline


Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

THEN:
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military......

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.......

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....

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Re: I Like George Carlin's Theory...What Do You Think?
5/10/2008 11:33:15 PM





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Re: I Like George Carlin's Theory...What Do You Think?
5/11/2008 2:00:36 AM

Hi Rina,

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Re: I Like George Carlin's Theory...What Do You Think?
5/11/2008 9:53:35 AM

Hi James,

Mr Carlin certainly has a way of cutting through the BS and getting down to the nub of an issue, doesn't he?

Enjoy the rest of your weekend :-)

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Re: I Like George Carlin's Theory...What Do You Think?
5/11/2008 10:51:15 AM

Hi Lorraine, yes he does. He doesn't beat around the bush, he just gets straight to the point. I just wish he would refrain from using his occasional foul language!

HAPPY SUNDAY AND HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

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