Menu



error This forum is not active, and new posts may not be made in it.
Promote
Marion Tucker

1928
2751 Posts
2751
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 100 Poster
Person Of The Week
Biblical Assistance (May 4, 2008)
5/3/2008 11:06:47 PM
The CEO of K-Mart was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody-- it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe.

When he had finished, the priest said, "Here's what I want you to do: Put a beach chair and your Bible in your car and drive down to the beach. Take the beach chair and the Bible to the water's edge, sit down in the beach chair, and put the Bible in your lap. Open the Bible; the wind will rifle the pages, but finally the open Bible will come to rest on a page. Look down at the page and read the first thing you see. That will be your answer, that will tell you what to do."

A year later the businessman went back to the priest and brought his wife and children with him. The man was in a new custom-tailored suit, his wife in a mink coat, the children shining. The businessman pulled an envelope stuffed with money out of his pocket, gave it to the priest as a donation in thanks for his advice.

The priest recognized the benefactor, and was curious.
"You did as I suggested?" he asked.
"Absolutely," replied the businessman.
"You went to the beach?"
"Absolutely."
"You sat in a beach chair with the Bible in your lap?"
"Absolutely."
"You let the pages rifle until they stopped?"
"Absolutely."
"And what were the first words you saw?"
"Chapter 11."


God Bless All!
Marion :-)
Highest Paying Business Network In The World! http://goldie.secretdm.com/getinfo.html NEW REVOLUTIONARY ANTI-AGING BREAKTHROUGH!!! NO MORE PILLS OR JUICE, just spray nutrients in your mouth! http://Goldie.AliveMax.com
+0
Vel
Vel Am

4144
319 Posts
319
Invite Me as a Friend
Re: Biblical Assistance (May 4, 2008)
5/3/2008 11:49:54 PM

Well I always try to follow the Bible's financial advise as well as it's other guidelines. 

It talks about the Jubilee year and how to handle forgiveness of debit - so Chapter 11 Bankrupcy seems to fit for some folks.

Vel

- - Matthew 6:33 “Keep on, then, seeking first the kingdom and his righteousness, and all these [other] things will be added to YOU. 34 So, never be anxious about the next day, for the next day will have its own anxieties. Sufficient for each day is its own badness. .. . . . http://www.presidentialfield.com/abelchat/ Jeremiah 33: 3 ‘Call to me, and I shall answer you and readily tell you great and incomprehensible things that you have not known.’”
+0
Mary Hannan

998
6209 Posts
6209
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 25 Poster
Person Of The Week
Re: Biblical Assistance (May 4, 2008)
5/4/2008 2:52:33 AM

Good one Marion!
Thanks for the chuckles.

Have a Blessed Day!

+0
Nick Sym

4679
23156 Posts
23156
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 25 Poster
Person Of The Week
Re: Biblical Assistance (May 4, 2008)
5/4/2008 5:25:36 AM
Breast Cancer Awareness On My Site! http://www.freewebs.com/nicksym Free exposure that works http://www.webbizinsider.com/Home.asp?RID=55242
+0
Ricardo Alcaraz

289
203 Posts
203
Invite Me as a Friend
Re: Biblical Assistance (May 4, 2008)
5/4/2008 8:08:44 AM
He-he-he ...thankx for the laughs Marion!

But you'd be surprised that there are actuallu those who do this kind of "guidance" in one form or another!

Cheers!
Ricardo

+0


facebook
Like us on Facebook!