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SATAN ARRIVES
4/24/2008 2:32:37 AM

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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If only the elderly had strength and youngsters had wisdom.
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Re: SATAN ARRIVES
4/24/2008 3:06:59 AM

Thanks for the laugh Mahlon it was much needed







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Re: SATAN ARRIVES
4/24/2008 11:54:28 AM
I think Iknow that guy!!
But, I am sure Brad would never say that about me!!




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Re: SATAN ARRIVES
4/24/2008 2:31:17 PM

Thanks Mahlon,

Now That's Just Plain Funny!!

Have A Happy Day,

Phil

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“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Re: SATAN ARRIVES
4/24/2008 6:21:17 PM

Thank you for the laugh , Mahlon !

By the way of "Yes Dear" !

Have a wonderful day !

 

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