I intend to live forever- so far so good.I don't believe there is any evidence to suggest that life is serious.Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate,he said,'Do I know you?'There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be written large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'