Not to worry, I am having too much fun laughing at these myself.

I didn't know Bill Clinton was Catholic? Thanks for the funnies,

That is good Thalia. lol

Hi Sheri, Typical Polititian. OOOps!! A young boy had grown up in an orpanage. As he grew into a young man, he had asked a lot of questions about his past, slowly putting his puzzle together. He learned the area where he was born, he met his birth mother who had never married, and after much wrangling he found out what his birth father's name was. This eventually brought him to a Cathedral where several seminarians were being Cannonized. He sat there, patiently, until he heard his father's name mentioned. Ehere upon he leaped from his seat a yelled, "Well, I'll be a Son Of A Gun!!!" Your friend Mike http://michaeljcaron.tripod.com http://lordofthebellyrings.tripod.com

Very Funny Mike! Thank you for sharing.