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Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
A little boy
goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try
to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator
of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are
here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the
People.
The nanny, we will
consider her the Working Class.
And your baby
brother, we will call him the Future.
Now
think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed
thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his
baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his
mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy
says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about.'
The little boy replies,
'The President is screwing the Working Class while the
Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit.
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