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Sheri Webber

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What A Way To Go
8/15/2005 3:09:51 PM
Subject: What A Way To Go Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman : I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad.. after I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself watching TV in the den. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and then down in the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally exhausted and stressed, I just keeled over with a heart attack and died! 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.
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Bill Dugan

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Re: What A Way To Go
8/15/2005 3:28:24 PM
Hi Sheri, Wonderful - Keep 'em coming! Somehow just putting a "lol" doesn't do justice to my reaction, but I definitely did lol. Bill Dugan
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Re: Re: What A Way To Go
8/15/2005 3:46:05 PM
Sheri, You did it again - Your family must be rollng in the aisles - Keep this up - These need to be forwarded - So I will.....
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Re: What A Way To Go
8/15/2005 4:13:08 PM
Good one. Only I'm thinking one of them might still have ended up dead if you know what I mean? Keep em comin. Nothin like a good ole cheatin joke...
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Re: What A Way To Go
8/16/2005 1:50:05 AM
Hi Sheri, I always wait for your posts.I still laugh on that Cuckoo clock one. Allow me to share this one with you: A woman comes back to the house after a camping trip with her friend. Her husband asks her: "how was your trip?" she says: "well, a gang hijacked our bus and raped all of us except Suzy" her husband wonders: "and why didn't they rape Suzy?" She says: "Well, because she refused!" Have a nice day. Walid
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