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Subject: What A Way To Go
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.
1st woman : I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad.. after I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself watching TV in the den.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and then down in the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally exhausted and stressed, I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.
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