Thanks Joe!

Here's one of those green monkeys I told you about earlier...lol

J1: Why do you never borrow money from a leprechaun?
A1: Because they're always a little short.

J2: You heard of the little green guy that went to jail?
A2: Yeah, he was a lepre-con.

J3: Do you know why leprechauns make good privates?
A3: Because their so green, they don't need camoflauge.

HI JAMES,

First, Might I Say What A Fine Job You've Done With This Happy Forum Me Lad

I Raise One To You!

You Might Be A Leprechaun

If...

You snicker uncontrollably all through Darby O'Gill & The Little People.

Each time you see a Rainbow, you get a Greedy Little Look in your eye.

In your Cupboard - Nothing but Lucky Charms cereal.

You insist on dancin' a jig on the way to work each morning, to the embarrassment of all of your Friends.

Whenever you get a Paycheck, you convert it to Gold and bury it somewhere.

You just despise Fairies (Sounds like "Wing Envy" to me)

Around St Patrick's Day, you always stock up on Shamrock Shakes at McDonalds.

You try to pick up Women by saying, "Ah, Lassie, you have dazzling kneecaps, you do."

And the Number One Way You Can Tell You Might Be A Leprechaun

You're three feet tall, Irish, have red hair, cuss, drink and wear green A Lot!

God Bless,

Phil