Hey Ye Oreo Brother Steven...It's definitely ye ol Beautiful Day Eh..LOL

A Little Irish Humor

Ey Valerie Clavin.

Ol Irish, ye is Good...LOL!!!

Three guys, one Irish, one English,
and one Scottish, are out walking
along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it. "I will give
you each one wish, that's three
wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Scottish guy says, "I am a
fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman,
his Dad was a fisherman and my son
will be one too. I want all the
oceans full of fish for all eternity."

So, with a blink of the Genie's eye
FOOM! the oceans were teaming with
fish.

The Englishman was amazed, so he said,
"I want a wall around England, protecting
her, so that no one will get in for all
eternity." Again, with a blink of the
Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall
around England.

The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "well, it's about
150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting
England so that nothing can get in or
out."

The Irishman says,
"Fill it up with water."

Joyce, ye ol present was much better ey...LOL!!!

Hear Ye Hear Ye...

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael,
were adrift in a lifeboat following
a dramatic escape from a burning
freighter. While rummaging through
the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
across an old lamp. Secretly hoping
that a genie would appear, he rubbed
the lamp vigorously To the amazement
of Patrick, a genie came forth. This
particular genie, however, stated that
he could only deliver one wish, not
the standard three. Without giving much
thought to the matter, Patrick blurted
out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness
Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with
a deafening crash, and immediately the
entire sea turned into the finest brew
ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously,
the genie vanished. Only the gentle
lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the
stillness as the two men considered their
circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly
at Patrick whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he
spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're
going to have to pee in the boat!

Ey Judy...ye would've never thought it comin from ye...them Irish Nuns. Quite the legs they've got, ey, ey, ey...LOL

A man stumbles up to the only
other patron in a bar and asks
if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks:
"Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland,"
replies the second man.

The first man responds:
"You don't say, I'm from Ireland too!
Let's have another round to Ireland." 
"Of Course," replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks:
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another
drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first
man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man
says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated
in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the
regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender.
"The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

Ey Adelina, everyone is welcome ear...and the music was fine, and the dancers cool...thank ye for de wishes n hugs...LOL

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