THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My
wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get
married. There was only one little thing
bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend
down when she was near
me, and I always got
more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her
'little' sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted
me just once
before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want
one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made
a bee line straight to the front door. I opened
the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire
future family was standingoutside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very
happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this
story is:
Always keep your condoms
in your car.
I almost forgot, this is a picture of me !
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