Ponderisms
Can you
cry under water?
How
important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
Why
do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your
thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
Why
does a round pizza come in a square box?
What
disease did cured ham actually have?
How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea
to put wheels on luggage?
Why
is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every
two hours?
If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Did you ever
notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take
him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why
do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look
at things on the ground?
Why
do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked
anyway.
Why
is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse
carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If
the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't
he fix a hole in a boat?
Why
does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just
buy dinner?
If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is
baby oil made from?
If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do
the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why
did you just try singing the two songs above?
