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Re: An elderly gentleman...
1/27/2008 12:43:28 PM

Hey Vincent

I see you are on a roll.   ROFL.   And I needed it. 

Thanks for the laughs.

Bj

 

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Re: An elderly gentleman...
1/27/2008 12:44:05 PM

Hi Vince,

These are priceless.  Thanks for sharing the Grins & Giggles.

Here's a little something that I think we both can appreciate:

 

Baby Boomers - Then & Now

 
Then: Killer Weed
Now: Weed Killer

Then: Hoping for a BMW
Now: Hoping for a BM

Then: The Grateful Dead
Now: Dr. Kevorkian

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint

Then: Moving to California because it's cool
Now: Moving to California because it's warm

Then: Being called into the principal's office
Now: Storming into the principal's office

Then: Peace Sign
Now: Mercedes Logo

Then: Getting your head stoned
Now: Getting your headstone

Then: "Going blind"
Now: REALLY going blind

Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair

Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux

Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral   

Then: The perfect high
Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

Then: Elvis in the army
Now: Elvis in a UFO

Then: Keg
Now: EKG

Then: Swallowing acid
Now: Swallowing antacid

Then: You're growing pot
Now: Your growing pot   

Then: Passing the driving test
Now: Passing the vision test

Then: Seeds and stems
Now: Roughage

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
Now: Popping joints

Then: Whatever?.
Now: Depends

Then: "Off the pigs"
Now: "No bacon please, I am watching my cholesterol"

Then: Ommmmmm
Now: Ummmmm

Happy A Happy Weekend,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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1/27/2008 12:54:00 PM
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Re: An elderly gentleman...
1/27/2008 4:33:11 PM
Well Vince, you have out done your self this time. Very Good John
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Re: An elderly gentleman...
1/28/2008 11:03:14 AM
Well Vince, so you're on an 'aging' bender LOL Thanks! I have a thread that you and the other readers might like: George Carlin's views on aging... http://community.adlandpro.com/forums/thread/763048.aspx
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