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Mary Hannan

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R.I.P.
1/12/2008 11:33:03 PM

R.I.P.

When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest there.

I was not familiar with the area and became lost. Being a typical man, of course, I did not ask for directions. I finally found the cemetery about an hour late. The back hoe was there and the crew was eating their lunch. The hearse was nowhere to be seen.

I apologized to the workers for being late. As I looked into the open grave, I saw the vault lid already in place. I told the workers I would not keep them long, but that this was the proper thing to do. The workers, still eating their lunch, gathered around the opening.

I was young and enthusiastic and poured out my heart and soul as I preached. The workers joined in with, "Praise the Lord," "Amen," and "Glory!" I got so into the service that I preached and preached and preached, from Genesis to The Revelation.

When the service was over, I said a prayer and walked to my car. As I opened the door, I heard one of the workers say, "I never saw anything like that before and I've been putting in septic systems for twenty years."
Happy Sunday!
Mary
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Re: R.I.P.
1/12/2008 11:37:15 PM

Hello Mary,

Nice to see you come back and uplift our spirit once more with your funny stories. That one is sure cute. Thank you for sharing it with us.

God Bless

Gaby

 

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Mary Hannan

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Re: R.I.P.
1/13/2008 12:02:21 AM

Hello Gaby,
Thank you for dropping in. You know that I can't resist sharing a laugh with my friends!

God Bless You,
Mary

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Re: R.I.P.
1/13/2008 12:39:45 AM

LOL  Thanks Mary, I needed this.  I would definitely say, the Poor Paster did get lost.  this is just funny

Thanks

Bj

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Re: R.I.P.
1/13/2008 12:48:15 AM

Hey Bj,
Nice to see you here! Thanks for stopping by.

 

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