Tony:
Sometimes if I have a few minutes, I like to mess with the scam artists. Here's what I do. I'll send them an email like:
Thanks for your email. I have received a similar email from 6 different attorneys involving this same deceased individual. He must have had a lot of money and a lot of attorneys! Which of you to choose? It's such a difficult decision for me to make! I want to make sure that I get the best deal!
Ok. I have decided to work with these 2 attorneys; Bubba Bendover and Rip Meoff on this transaction!
Sincerely yours!
Here's my favorite:
Thanks for your email. You have an interesting proposition. I am a Nigerian con man who likes to prey on people and take their money. I look for every opportunity to take advantage of people and you can't trust me!
Are you sure you still want to do business with me?
Sincerely yours..
LMAO...
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