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KIDS
IN CHURCH
3-year-old
Reese :
"Our
Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold
is His name.
Amen."
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A
little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord,
if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
?
I'm
having a real good time like I am."
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After
the christening of his baby brother in church, ?
Jason
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the
car.
His
father asked him three times what was
wrong.
?
Finally,
the boy replied,
"That
preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian
home,
and
I wanted to stay with you guys."
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One
particular four-year-old prayed,
"And
forgive us our trash baskets
?
as
we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday
school teacher asked her children as they ?
were
on the way to church service,
"And
why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" ?
One
bright little girl replied,
"Because
people are sleeping."
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A
mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan
3.
The
boys began to argue over who would get the first
pancake.
Their
mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. ?
"If
Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let
my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
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Kevin
turned to his younger brother and said,
"
Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A
father was at the beach with his children ?
when
the four-year-old son ran up to him, ?
grabbed
his hand, and led him to the shore
where
a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy,
what happened to him?" the son asked. ?
"He
died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. ?
The
boy thought a moment and then said, ?
"Did
God throw him back down?"
?
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A
wife invited some people to dinner.
At
the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and
said,
"Would
you like to say the blessing?"
"I
wouldn't know what to say," the girl
replied.
"Just
say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
answered.
The
daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord,
why on earth did I invite all these people to
dinner?"
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And
if you don't send this to at least 8 people ----- who
cares?!
Peace,
love and happiness
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