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Neil 4494 1645 Port D...	Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE 6TH DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK - DGOTW 12/11/2007 2:58:32 PM
	Just rode in my my new Hog to say Congratulations Joe!
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Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE 6TH DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK - DGOTW

12/11/2007 3:09:20 PM

Hi,

As Most of us know Joe being the one who started the first snowball fight of the season, I thought this would be a great place to share this bit of Season Humor with all of you. enjoy Gods speed :-) Lee

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !

What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !

What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !

Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !

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Kathy 4225 13886 Kent	Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE 6TH DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK - DGOTW 12/11/2007 3:11:02 PM
	Great Forum Lee, Congrats to all The Distinguished Gentlemen. Have a great week. Kathy Hamilton
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Beryl 689 2592 Horse ...	Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE 6TH DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK - DGOTW 12/12/2007 12:24:22 AM
	Hi Peter and Lee, Another great one. Congratulations Joe on winning the 6th DGOTW award. You so deserve this award and so many more. Enjoy your time in the spotlight. Blessings, Beryl
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Larry 4210 2241 Charle...	Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE 6TH DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK - DGOTW 12/12/2007 7:53:02 AM
	hello Joe...wow...a big Congrats to my friend...have a great week Happy Holidays....Larry
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