Here's another great nugget of entertainment you all might enjoy. I was in Air Force basic training for a few weeks. The first day I got there, all the new trainees had to stand in two lines. The guy I was standing next to looked nervous enough, but what was about to happen next would only increase his anxiety. A fat, gray pigeon landed right on this guy's right shoulder. The bird must've thought this guy was a statue, because the next thing it did was make a white, pasty turd right on his shoulder. I watched the whole thing, and I was the only one who found the need the let out a nice loud "HA!" Now this guy is not only nervous, but now has a white bird chunk dripping down his shirt. It was gonna be a long night...