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Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE SECOND DICTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK !
11/14/2007 11:03:06 AM

Nick,

As many frienddships may come to ruin, your one friend who I choose to call brother.

B is for the bond that can never be taken away.
R is for the refuge that you have to me each day.
O is for the oath that we will always remain as friends.
T is for the truth upon which everything depends.
H is for the honor it is to be your brother.
E is for encouragement that we give to one another.
R is for the road that we have traveled down so far.
S is for security, for when I need you, there you are.

I'm Honored To call you Brother God speed :-) Lee

 

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Pregnant Turkey (Humor)
11/15/2007 10:49:47 AM

Hi All,

I had to Share this one and what better forum then here, in Nicks Honor enjoy your day Gods speed :-) Lee

Pregnant Turkey

Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

 

 

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

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Re: Pregnant Turkey (Humor)
11/15/2007 10:53:45 AM

Giggle, Giggle, Giggle

 

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Re: Pregnant Turkey (Humor)
11/15/2007 10:55:48 AM

Enough Jibber Jabber!!! Get to work!

Keith

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Re: Pregnant Turkey (Humor)
11/15/2007 11:00:05 AM

WOW, Wish that would have worked on my kids.

Keith

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