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Kathy Hamilton

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GET READY TO LAUGH FOR THE DAY
10/25/2007 9:59:41 AM

Nymphomania Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
Glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boardi ng the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As
 fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
Pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ."


He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had

Ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of

Nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's

Your business role at this convention?"

Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned

From my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular

Myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained,"one popular myth is that African-American
Men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the

Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when
Actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best

Stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this

With you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba."
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Michael Galante

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Re: GET READY TO LAUGH FOR THE DAY
10/25/2007 10:08:42 AM

LOL, LOL !!!

Thank you!

Your Too much!

Michael :o)

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Re: GET READY TO LAUGH FOR THE DAY
10/25/2007 10:29:08 AM

Hi Kathy,

That was just too funny.  Thank you for sharing it with me.

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Re: GET READY TO LAUGH FOR THE DAY
10/25/2007 4:52:24 PM

 

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Re: GET READY TO LAUGH FOR THE DAY
10/25/2007 6:59:41 PM

Kathy,

Great Great.........lol Thank you for lighten my workload  lol Gods speed :-) Lee

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