Quickies
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I dialled a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank
you for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life. Please
leave a message after the Beep.
If I do not return your call, You
are one of the changes."
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Aspire
to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My
wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use
mine.
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Frustration
is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed
are those who can give without remembering
And take without
forgetting.
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The
irony of life is that, by the time You're
old enough to know your way Around,
you're not going anywhere.
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God
made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her
first question.
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I
was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find
one.
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Every
morning is the dawn of
a new error.
~~~~~
The
quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out
of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country
from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
"Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
Allegiance?"
~~~~~
